Showing posts with label consistency. Show all posts
Showing posts with label consistency. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 17, 2007

Oops! I did it again!

Oops! I did it again,
I back-dated again,
I made you believe I was consistent again,
Oh baby
My blog might seem like a constant
But it’s all in manipulation of dates
‘Cause to lose my endurance
Is just so typically me

You see my problem is this
I’m blogging away
Wishing that lurkers, they truly exist
I try, watching the dates
Can't you see that you’re fooled in so many ways
But to lose all your senses
You need to continually read
Baby, oh, baby, oh, baby

Oh no what is he trying to do
Bubble gum in his shoe
This should be tossed in the loo
Has he sipped some strange brew?
I think his brain cells are now few
We might have to pursue
Some legal action or sue
To stop this madness that grew
To something much like dog pooh
Oh when will this blog be through?
Now? Whew!

Friday, January 12, 2007

a day late and . . .

Once again these words were not composed on the day under which they appear. I do not plan to continue this charade concerning my consistency when it comes to blogging. The minutes spent at my desk are as erratic as my thoughts when I sit here.

Does this call into question the responsible nature of this first born child?

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

on this very day

This post which you are not reading on the 10th of January was not actually posted on the 10th of January, because I was very busy on the 10th of January and my wife forced me to take her out to eat on the 10th of January and then she was laughing so loud at the “Everybody Loves Raymond” that was rebroadcast on the 10th of January that I had to enter the bedroom to see what the deal was, so thus she effectively lured me away from my computer on which I was going to post a 10th of January blog so that my string of successive blogs would not end on the 10th of January, which they kind of did even though you are reading this post listed under the date of the 10th of January even though it was not written on the 10th of January, which makes me out to be some sort of liar, or at least a little bit deceptive because I’ve decided to change the date so that it appears on the 10th of January and kind of/ sort of keeps the string alive AS IF that is actually a good thing.

Sunday, January 07, 2007

Posting the night away

I almost didn't post today. But what would that say. . .